Christmas Edition!

FUCK YOU FAT BOY

For some reason every fitness professional, every trainer, every rape boy magazine, every online fitness blog want to give tips to stay lean for the Christmas and New Year Holiday and give out eating and fitness tips.

The fucking idiots suck up the same shit that is said every minute, everyday, every month and every year, by lunging, spandex wearing men, short haired fitness lesbians on the same incest topics!

If you live a life of worth, you’re NOT eating a diet of cookies, cake, drinking excessive booze, stuffing your face with fast food, while thinking pizza has all the food groups represented, and If you do live this lifestyle why the fuck are you worrying about what you are eating around the holidays?

Nothing is any different on December 25 th than on January 25 th!

If you are fat, lazy on December 25 th there is a good chance you will be a little fatter and weaker on January 25 th despite joining “Planet Fitness” for $10 month, because apparently $10 is all you feel you are worth!

So after you walk the treadmill, and do 10 Step ups while holding 5 lb dumbbells and you manage to lose 3 lbs on a diet of pizza served at “Planet Fitness” but yet somehow can’t figure why in two weeks I haven’t lost 130 lbs that I  put on since high school, so what to do?

The only answer is to grab your cell phone, put your head down, check your facebook, twitter, Instagram and whatever the fuck else you do, and walk into traffic!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Johnny Grube