Eating A Vegetarian Diet Will Not Give You The Strength Of A Gorilla!

Vegetarians like to validate their claim that the strongest animals on the planet are plant eaters,
and its because they are plant eaters that they are so strong and powerful. Has anyone ever
seen a really massive 600 lb human vegetarian? Has anyone ever seen a really strong, vegetarian
that sits around all day?

Gorillas aren’t massive and strong because they are sitting around all day eating fruits
and leaves,  they aren’t doing pushups, Hindu squats  or bench pressing, they are fucking
big and massive because they are fucking gorillas!

Prehistoric man would have died a lot quicker if he stayed a strict vegetarian, there would
have not been enough vegetation to get all the calories they would need to survive or procreate
in a harsh brutal environment,  they would have died frail and weak!

Eat Meat!

Johnny Grube



  1. BrooklynChuck says

    It’s also gonna give them a limp dick

  2. BrooklynChuck says

    Being a vegetarian is gonna give them a limp dick

  3. Andrew stone says

    Will being in the water 24 hours a day give me the swimming ability of a dolphin or great white shark?
    Same flawed logic.

  4. BrooklynChuck says

    Lol very well said Andrew

  5. No, being a vegetarian isn’t going to turn you into a gorilla, but being a meat eater isn’t going to turn you into a lion.

  6. BrooklynChuck, was one of your boyfriends an impotent vegetarian?

  7. Vegans are soy incarnate, far from a gorilla.

  8. Not all vegans eat soy, dipshit.

  9. BrooklynChuck says


    I wouldn’t know I been hanging your mom my whole life and as far as I know I never cheated on her

  10. BrooklynChuck says


    By the way….Nice Keyboard Warrior action

  11. Brooklyn Schmuck, a mom joke, so clever and original! Your humor is about as stale as your nutrition advice. And you’ve been “hanging” my mom? I guess grammar isn’t your forte either. Thanks for the compliment. I’m sure my keyboard warrior action is the only action you see besides your hand.

  12. BrooklynChuck says


    Your mama’s titties how about that

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